[Every time we publish the "Stolen Oboes and Bassoons"
page, my heart goes out to the poor musician who has lost his
or her most prized possession. Only occasionally do these stories
have a happy ending. One such occurrence was the story of the
incredible odyssey of the 7000 series Heckel stolen from Erin
Foster of Spokane, Washington. It is told here from an account
that appeared in the Spokane Spokesman Review on Thursday, Jan.
7, 1993 (P.B 1). It is reprinted here with the kind permission
of its author, Doug Clark. ED]
Stolen Woodwind Comes Out of Woodwork
Bassoon back with owner after cross-country
odyssey
Erin Foster couldn't wait to say good riddance to 1992, the
year thieves stole the Spokane musician's priceless woodwind and
broke her heart.
Then at 5:30 p.m. on New Year's Eve, the telephone rang.
"I think I have your bassoon," said a voice on the other
end of the line.
The caller was Randy Jones, a saxophone repairman who lives in
Waterloo, Iowa.
The saga of Foster's wayward bassoon is like the plot to a "Twilight
Zone" episode:
The instrument was stolen Sept. I I from the woman's car, which
was parked inside the garage of her Spokane Valley home.
The thieves, spying the long rectangular case, thought they were
getting a shotgun. But when they saw what was inside, they ditched
it in an Idaho forest near Coeur d'Alene.
Four months later, the bassoon was sold to Jones in Iowa for 300
bucks.
"This is a very strange case," agrees Spokane County
sheriff's Detective Greg Conner, who tracked the bassoon to Idaho
after the burglars were caught and confessed to the crime.
They told Conner where they had dumped "a giant oboe."
But when the detective checked it out, the bassoon was gone.
On Tuesday, just as Jones promised, the purloined bassoon arrived
at Foster's home via United Parcel Service. The 30-year-old musician
assembled the tubular instrument and began to play Stravinsky's
"Rite of Spring."
"There's a small crack in the ivory on top, some key pads
are missing, but I think it can all be repaired," says Foster.
"I'm so excited to have it back."
Foster and her best friend, Tina Morrison, spent hours and hours
trying to recover the bassoon. Their hard work and the honesty
of Jones ultimately paid off.
"If I was in her shoes, if it was my bassoon, I'd have been
absolutely devastated," says Jones.
Jones says he bought the instrument Dec. 31 from a seedy-looking
couple who brought it into Waterloo's Samar Music, where Jones
works.
They told Jones they purchased it for their son at an Idaho music
store, but that the boy wasn't cut out to be a bassoonist.
"I told them it was a valuable instrument," says Jones.
"But all they wanted was the $300 they said they paid for
it."
In fact, Foster's bassoon was appraised at $14,000. It is a German-made
Heckel 7,000 series model, made in the mid-1930s.
The price is misleading.
"Those lucky enough to have one will never part with it,"
says Foster. "I know. I went through international sources
trying to get a replacement. I couldn't find one."
Not knowing the instrument was stolen, Jones put it on the market.
He called Chip Owen, a friend at the Fox Bassoon factory in Indiana.
Owen referred Jones to the principal bassoonist for the Detroit
Symphony.
That musician agreed to buy the instrument sight unseen for $5,000.
"in my mind I had that money already spent," says Jones.
"I was planning to put that money down on a house."
Before the check arrived, Owen called Jones with some sour news.
The bassoon was hot. The serial number was the same one Foster
had given Owen last fall, when she put the word out to every woodwindmaker
she could think of.
Jones was heartsick, but he did the right thing. "I grew
up in a town of about 5,000 people. If I learned anything from
my parents, it was to be honest."
You can't say the same for the couple who sold it to Jones.
They lied about everything. They were camping at Fernan Lake and
stumbled onto the bassoon not long after the thieves dumped it.
Instead of looking for an owner, they stashed it in the back of
their truck and headed east.
Foster says she will reimburse Jones for the $300, plus a bonus.
As for the sleazy couple, Detective Conner says he's not sure
if any criminal intent can be proven.
But if having a lot of nerve was a crime, they'd probably get
the chair.
Conner called the Iowa phone number they had given Jones to get
the truth. After the man finally 'fessed up, he wanted to know
if he could claim a reward.
"I told him, yeah there's a reward. For those honest enough
to turn it in," says Conner, chuckling. "He didn't like
that much."
[Another angle to this incredible story
comes from the account which appeared in the Waterloo-Cedar Falls,
Iowa Courier on Friday Jan. 8, 1993. It is reprinted here with
the kind permission of its author, Larry Ballard. ED.]
This is the story of a Spokane, Wash., woman and her stolen
bassoon, the man in Waterloo who got it back for her, a pair of
humbling crooks, and the detective who unraveled the whole caper.
"This is a very strange case," said the detective, Greg
Conner.
"Very weird," said the man from Waterloo, played by
Randy Jones of 820 South St.
Conner, of the Spokane (Wash.) County Sheriff's office, tracked
Erin Foster's vintage $14,000 bassoon from her garage in the Spokane
Valley to the snow-covered woods of Idaho.
By the time he found it, it was in the hands of Jones, a saxophone
repairman who manages Samar Music, 229 E. Fourth St. Jones said
he bought the instrument for $300 from a couple who said their
son had balked at becoming a bassoonist.
"They were basically down and out people," Jones said.
"I told them it was a valuable instrument, but all they wanted
was the $300 they said they'd paid for it."
Even in its dilapidated state, Jones said he knew the bassoon
- a rare German Heckel 7000 series model - was worth more.
"It had been around for 60 years; I can see how it would
look like a piece of firewood to most people," he said. "It
was not in a pretty state."
Not knowing it was stolen, Jones put the bassoon on the market,
and was immediately offered $5,000 by a fellow musician in Michigan
- sight unseen.
"In my mind, I had that money already spent," Jones
said. "I was planning to put that money down on a house."
But a check of serial numbers showed the woodwind was hot.
Detective Conner said thieves broke into Foster's garage on Sept.
Il, and snatched the instrument from her car thinking its long,
rectangular case held a shotgun.
They apparently weren't music lovers, because after they were
caught, they told Conner they had dumped a "giant oboe"
near Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.
Jones said the couple who sold it to him later admitted they found
it while on a camping trip.
Enter Detective Conner. By New Year's Eve, nearly four months
after Foster's pride and joy disappeared, the case was solved.
Tuesday, the beloved bassoon was back home.
Foster, an English teacher at North Idaho College who plays the
bassoon for three Spokane area orchestras, quickly slapped it
together and belted out a few notes from Stavinsky's "Rite
of Spring" to make sure it still worked.
"There's a small crack in the ivory on top, some key pads
are missing, but I think it can all be repaired," Foster
said. "I'm so excited to have it back. Those lucky enough
to have one will never part with it. I know. I went through international
sources trying to get a replacement. I couldn't find one."
She said she'll reimburse Jones the $300 he shelled out for the
bassoon.
Jones said he hasn't gotten it yet.
"That's the risk I run, I guess," he said. "I
make out on some, and not on others."
As for his dream home, Jones says it'll be a while before he can
make that down payment. Nonetheless, he said he's happy the story
ended on a happy note.
"If I learned anything from my parents, it was to be honest,"
he said.
[So to those of you who have had your "babies" lost
or, worse, stolen - take heart. Maybe someday your child will
return to you! ED.]